One thing was certain, that the white kitten had had nothing to do with it-- it was the black kitten's fault entirely.

The chief difficulty Alice found at first was in managing her flamingo.

I can't go back to yesterday - because I was a different person then.

I'm not strange, weird, off, nor crazy, my reality is just different from yours.

You know what the issue is with this world? Everyone wants some magical solution to their problem and everyone refuses to believe in magic.

Sometimes I've believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast.

I'm doubtful about the temper of your flamingo. Shall I try the experiment?

One of the secrets of life is that all that is really worth the doing is what we do for others.

Why is it that people with the most narrow of minds seem to have the widest of mouths?

If you limit your actions in life to things that nobody can possibly find fault with, you will not do much!

You're entirely bonkers. But I'll tell you a secret... All the best people are!

In the wild struggle for existence, we want to have something that endures, and so we fill our minds with rubbish and facts, in the silly hope of keeping our place.

Lost things never like to be found until they've been forgotten.

Who does not thank for little will not thank for much.

I love New York. I'm a guy for whom a New York accent is a comforting thing.

I am not like my image; I take my work so seriously. Everyone thinks I just bounce in, but I study and everything has to be just right.

Every time I see myself in print or on TV, I feel like a little white girl. I feel fat.

It's nice, when the lights come up at the end of the movie, to not be like, "What did I just watch?"

The brain is a muscle of busy hills, the struggle of unthought things with things eternally thought.

I've been to China and Russia, and I don't know anything about Chinese or Soviet relations.

No one feels strong when she examines her own weakness. But in facing weakness, you learn how much there is in you, and you find real strength.