One thing you’ll say for skeletons, they’ll always give you a smile.

A hundred percent of marriages end in divorce, disappearance or death.

A sniper is like a genius - it’s not enough to be one, you have to be one at something.

The optimist sees the future as a rabbit sees the oncoming truck - getting bigger, not closer.

In America, fundamentalist Christians believe the world was created 6,000 years ago - in England people drink in bars that are older than that.

Biting enemies seems to be acceptable in a surprisingly narrow range of circumstances, or so a ninja shouted at me once

We have truth in order not to die of art.

He has been positively growing tusks trying to create a breed of human insect which will continue to live on this accursed planet. Everyone needs a goal.

Dreams always end before you kill the last person.

Fractal litigation, whereby the flapping of a butterfly’s wings on one side of the world resulted in a massive compensation claim on the other.

Sanity’s a virginity of the mind

Art is built on the deepest themes of human meaning: good and evil, beauty and ugliness, life and death, love and hate. No other story has incarnated those themes more than the story of Jesus.

Hello! The world is a mess!

The Chinese, the Russians, the Nazis and Saddam Hussein all agree! Gun Control Works!

We arrive at the various stages of life quite as novices.

Government is an apparatus of compulsion and coercion.

Maintaining silence about a dirty truth is another way of lying, a common practice in high places.

If you want to steal, steal a little in a nice way. But if you steal too much to become rich overnight, you'll be caught.

Additional problems are the offspring of poor decisions. When inquiry and advocacy are combined, the goal is no longer 'to win the argument', but to find the best argument.

Sometimes a sign or a quote is simply interesting by itself and does not require anything beyond being framed on a page.

God will never send anything your wayyou couldn’t handle.