One time I tried to marry a chicken.

Just live right now, and be yourself, it doesn't matter if it's not good enough for someone else.

Always try to create positivity. Even when people aren't.

I am hungry at the most inappropriate times.

Never look down unless you're helping them up.

Insanity is doing the same thing, over and over again, but expecting different results.

Walking has been ridiculous in college basketball the past 15 years.

Our teen-agers withdrew to their bedrooms on their thirteenth birthday and didn't show themselves to us again until it was time to get married.

Individuality realized is the supreme attainment of the human soul, the master-master's work of art. Individuality is sacred.

When you think about something, you separate yourself from it.

Wine and the sun will make vinegar without any shouting to help them.

You can never really know what a guru is as long as you are imprisoned by your own thoughts and circular ego.

She was nice to him on Valentine's Day. She gave him a heart-shaped rash.

What is a socialist? One who has yearnings To share equal profits from unequal earnings.