One who in a perilous emergency thinks with his legs.

Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret.

The most affectionate creature in the world is a wet dog.

War is God's way of teaching Americans geography.

In our civilization, and under our republican form of government, intelligence is so highly honored that it is rewarded by exemption from the cares of office.

Mayonnaise: One of the sauces which serve the French in place of a state religion.

Admiral. That part of a warship which does the talking while the figurehead does the thinking.

Spring beckons! All things to the call respond; the trees are leaving and cashiers abscond.

NEPOTISM, n. Appointing your grandmother to office for the good of the party.

Divorce: a resumption of diplomatic relations and rectification of boundaries.

Clairvoyant, n.: A person, commonly a woman, who has the power of seeing that which is invisible to her patron - namely, that he is a blockhead.

my beauty, flower by flower, star by star, wave by wave, love, I have counted your body.

Know that the true dharma emerges of itself [during the practice of zazen], clearing away hindrances and distractions.

He is a writer. He makes the rest of them nervous.

But books, when you want to buy them, are costly and, when you need to sell them, valueless.

Time is a most versatile resource. It flies, marches on, works wonders, and will tell. It also runs out.

I'm no genius, but I'm a damn good football coach.

nothings promised, not the rest of tonight, not all of tomorrow!

With his ABC News experience, perhaps Pierre Salinger's next job could be cohosting-with Oliver Stone-a 24-hour Conspiracy Network.

The spirit in which a thing is given determines that in which the debt is acknowledged; it's the intention, not the face-value of the gift, that's weighed.

In your darkest times there's always room for a little light.