Only 42 percent of Republicans believe Obama was born in the United States. That's an amazing statistic. How come in America Christians are the only ones who won't take anything on faith?

I have a problem with people who take the Constitution loosely and the Bible literally.

The reason I love my dog so much is because when I come home, he's the only one in the world who treats me like I'm the Beatles.

Let's face it; God has a big ego problem. Why do we always have to worship him?

The problem is that the people with the most ridiculous ideas are always the people who are most certain of them.

If you have a gun, you can rob a bank, but if you have a bank, you can rob everyone.

False hope really makes you cynical.

To a coward, courage always looks like stupidity.

It's not getting any better for the American people. It seems to be getting worse. That's predictable; education is a cycle. Stupidity breeds more stupidity.

You know what happens when windmills collapse into the sea? A splash.

Here's the thing about Donald Trump: He never apologizes. He's never wrong, no matter what crazy thing he says. He's totally - he's the white Kanye.

When something flipping out to the worse, don't feel bad. But be strong and make yourself hard so that the situations stop taking chance to hurt you.

I am a writer, period!

The people we get along with, trust, feel simpatico with, are the strongest links in our networks

The significance is hiding in the insignificant. Appreciate everything.

I have no confidence whatsoever in BP. I think that they do not know what they are doing.

Each of us needs what nature gives us, when nature gives us.

Dead kids are put on pedestals, but mentally ill kids get hidden under the rug.

I went to a Karaoke Bar last night that didn't play any 70s music, at first I was afriad, oh I was petrified

I love to fool my readers, but in a good way. If you've read any of my work, there's a good chance that at some point I surprised you.

You can’t change the mind with the mind alone, or we’d all be enlightened