Only God who appointed me will remove me.

Sometimes you look back at girls you spent money on rather than send it to your mum and you realise witchcraft is real

South Africans will kick down a statue of a dead white man but won’t even attempt to slap a live one. Yet they can stone to death a black man simply because he’s a foreigner

Dont fight even over girlfriends. The country is full of beautiful women. If you cant get one, come to Mugabe for assistance.

The only white man you can trust is a dead white man.

I have died many times. I have actually beaten Jesus Christ because he only died once.

If you take men and lock them in a house for five years and tell them to come up with two children and they fail to do that, then we will chop off their heads.

Don't drink at all, don't smoke, you must exercise and eat vegetables and fruit.

What is the problem? We now have aeroplanes which can take them back quicker than the ships used by their ancestors.

We have said we will never collapse, never ever. We may have our droughts, our poverty, but as a people we shall never collapse, never ever.

We don't mind having sanctions banning us from Europe. We are not Europeans.

You can never get a cup of tea large enough or a book long enough to suit me.

In my heart, a live fireLike the morning sun Burning my mind, to purify the soulThat is my love.

This will be the way I’ll be remembering you, Kel, ” he whispered softly into her ear, “in this beautiful place, where all that I’m thinking about it how much I want you.

Science cannot stop while ethics catches up ... and nobody should expect scientists to do all the thinking for the country.

Be so good with your craft to the point that you would no longer have to beg for opportunities.

Right now I am working to polish the shards of my dreams.

You're playing worse and worse every day and right now you're playing like it's next month.

Telling it like it is means telling it like it was and how it is now that it isn't what it was to the is now people.

What if I was! That’s my point. What if I was a bit overweight and not especially pretty? Why is that so terrible? So disgusting? Why is that the end of the world?

I will go down with my colours flying.