Only He who really lived a human life (and I presume that only one did) can fully taste the horror of death.

You are never too old to set another goal or to dream a new dream.

Failures are finger posts on the road to achievement.

I know lots of people who are educated far beyond their intelligence.

It's difficult to think anything but pleasant thoughts while eating a homegrown tomato.

There's no such thing as being too Southern.

The game of life is a lot like football. You have to tackle your problems, block your fears, and score your points when you get the opportunity.

Baptists never make love standing up. They're afraid someone might see them and think they're dancing.

It's better to have died a small child than to be a politician who gets caught in a scandal during a slow news month.

You call to a dog and a dog will break its neck to get to you. Dogs just want to please. Call to a cat and its attitude is, 'What's in it for me?'

Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and give her a house.

You will always end up in frustration whenever you try to produce outside your purpose.

We are all winners here.

Every person has free choice. Free to obey or disobey the Natural Laws. Your choice determines the consequences. Nobody ever did, or ever will, escape the consequences of his choices.

We of America are especially fitted to visualize and to understand the marvellous transformation of a wilderness into a land of splendid cities.

When I get home, I'm not very happy. Especially when I didn't do something to help the cause.

I've learned to have absolutely no regrets about any jokes I've ever done.

There's art that I think is pretty silly, but it doesn't get under my skin like it used to.

I got Moxie, I'm so damn foxy Industry try to block me like cops and paparazzi.

I focus on the words and then I have fun putting together the music after.

Once a mistake .... Twice ... A failure .