Only a few things are really important.

If ants are such busy workers, how come they find time to go to all the picnics?

Fate cast me to play the role of an ugly duckling with no promise of swanning. . . . I have played my life as a comedy rather than the tragedy many would have made of it.

If a man is worth loving at all, he is worth loving generously, even recklessly.

By the time we hit fifty, we have learned our hardest lessons. We have found out that only a few things are really important. We have learned to take life seriously, but never ourselves.

Never one thing and seldom one person can make for a success. It takes a number of them merging into one perfect whole.

I contend that every woman has the right to feel beautiful, no matter how scrambled her features, or how indifferent her features.

By the time we've hit fifty, we have learned our hardest lessons

Character is what you have when nobody is looking.

There is a vast difference between success at twenty-five and success at sixty. At sixty, nobody envies you. Instead, everybody rejoices generously, sincerely, in your good fortune.

No vice is so bad as advice.

Jordan Mullen is looking at me like I'm something he wants to scrape off his shoe and right then my heart breaks, but somehow beats on.

Fight the fighters, not their wars.

Alcohol kills slowly. Good, I'm in no hurry.

Who ever heard, indeed, of an autobiography that was not (interesting)? I can recall none in all the literature of the world

I love to listen to Howard Stern with the guy who drives me.

A proud man is one who waits for a vacancy in the Trinity.

It is very difficult to make an accurate prediction, especially about the future.

I was a commercial artist when I left school, but luckily I became an actor. I've painted for many, many years. Now the last few years it's gotten more serious.

But the natural man receiveth not the things of the Spirit of God: for they are foolishness unto him: neither can he know them, because they are spiritually discerned.

I can't think of a bigger waste of police time than chasing somebody who has said something offensive on Twitter.