Only a fool lies brooding over his problems. When the morning comes he's tired out and his problems are the same as before.

Just like in the workplace, women who are good workers are the best workers.

In retrospect, I now believe this expected donation of ten percent of income to the Fellowship was based on bad exegesis of an old Jewish taxation law that Jesus Himself seemed to completely ignore.

People who have any kind of illness use humor as a type of coping.

Donald Trump's world view is that it's a dangerous, miserable place, people are out to get him, and he needs to strike them first.

My friend has hand soap that smells like coconut. It's nice. Unless your hands are dirty from coconuts.

A lot of people feel very good about Mitt Romney and I think he's going to do a great job.

Dogs have fleas; people have each other. We are born to die. Life is a continuing tragic comedy. Everything and everyone we love suffers. Anybody who doesn't see that has not grown up and known life.

Love means you can never be apart.

Satan is attacking the great institutions of America. This is a spiritual war. I believe in good and evil.