Only a heathen would bring a gun to a sword fight.' And only a moron would bring a sword to a gunfight.

We're not retreating, we're advancing in reverse.' --Skulduggery Pleasant

Doors are for people with no imagination.

I love you all, even those I don’t particularly like. That’s you, Beryl.

I'm sophisticated, charming, suave, and debonair, Professor. But I have never claimed to be civilized.

Kindness suits you." "Really? I think I'm quite allergic to it.

The Baron, unfortunately, turns it all the way up to eleven." "Seriously? Because, you know, that's one more evil

Well, for future reference, this is my serious face.

Plans are invitation to disappointment.

I'm placing you under arrest for murder, conspiracy to commit murder and, I don't know, possibly littering.

Are you sulking?” “Me? No. I don’t sulk.” “You sound like you’re sulking.” “I’m just waiting for the violent urges to subside.

Reading is my breath.

Have faith in the truth. Faith can move mountains.

God, change the burden of my heart to be like a gentle rain which falls equally on all

Love is the most powerful force in the universe and we have the extraordinary ability to give and receive it.

What determines each person's state of happiness or unhappiness is not the event itself, but what the event means to that person.

The political parties have unanimously rejected the one-man constitutional changes.

Be kind to everyone; forgive everyone everything.

Very notable was his distinction between coarseness and vulgarity, coarseness, revealing something; vulgarity, concealing something.

Socially, the issue of men's weight is simply not a big deal.

I do love old horror, everytime I watch Rosemary's Baby the performances just get richer and richer and more multi-layered, and I see images that are just so politically outrageous. I love it all.