Only a world without love strikes me as instantly and decisively more terrible than one without music.

The first, indeed the only, requirement of a diet is that it should lose you weight without reducing your alcoholic intake by the smallest degree.

The rewards for being sane may not be very many, but knowing what's funny is one of them.

If you can't annoy somebody, there is little point in writing.

If you are using an adverb, you have got the verb wrong.

A bad review may spoil your breakfast, but you shouldn't allow it to spoil your lunch.

Self criticism must be my guide to action, and the first rule for its employment is that in itself it is not a virtue, only a procedure.

It is natural and harmless in English to use a preposition to end a sentence with.

Consciousness was upon him before he could get out of the way.

Women are really much nicer than men: No wonder we like them.

I'll pour you the first one and after that, if you don't have one, it's your own f****** fault. You know where it is.

Did he smile his work to see? Did he who made the Lamb make thee?

The Lord works through deeply flawed people, since He made so few of the other kind.

Your darkest experiences often lead you to your brightest fortunes.

Decide if a poem is a question or a declaration, a meditation or an outcry.

WHEN YOU LEAVE YOUR TYPEWRITER YOU LEAVE YOUR MACHINE GUN AND THE RATS COME POURING THROUGH.

Whatever I do, I hope it's quality, I hope it's something that's class.

Weddings are never about the bride and groom, weddings are public platforms for dysfunctional families.

Adopt the motto: It doesn't matter who's right, but what's right.

Take two bodies and you twirl them into one, their hearts and their bones, and they won't come undone.

Geometry is knowledge that appears to be produced by human beings, yet whose meaning is totally independent of them.