Only among people who think no evil can Evil monstrously flourish.

The test of enjoyment is the remembrance which it leaves behind.

There are two things to aim at in life: first, to get what you want; and after that, to enjoy it. Only the wisest of mankind achieve the second.

When they come downstairs from their Ivory Towers, idealists are very apt to walk straight into the gutter.

Don't tell friends their social faults; they will cure the fault and never forgive you.

The denunciation of the young is a necessary part of the hygiene of older people, and greatly assists the circulation of the blood.

Eat with the rich, but go to the play with the poor, who are capable of joy.

People say that life is the thing, but I prefer reading.

Happiness is a wine of the rarest vintage, and seems insipid to a vulgar taste.

What I like in a good author is not what he says but what he whispers.

Style is a magic wand, and turns everything to gold that it touches.

When you kiss, my world falls apartHeaven comes down to woo my heart

And see the peaceful trees extendtheir myriad leaves in leisured dance—they bear the weight of sky and cloudupon the fountain of their veins.

Cats speak the language of comfort and coolness and therefore we feel comfortable and cool whenever we see a cat!

I may not have been wearing a mink coat, but I was traveling with a dog. That should have made you think I was an actress!

Once you get into the [Donald] Trump stuff, you get people going, "I didn't come here to have my political views bashed."

There's a rule they don't teach you at the Harvard Business School. It is, if anything is worth doing, it's worth doing to excess.

For rarely are sons similar to their fathers: most are worse, and a few are better than their fathers.

There's nothing as beautiful and empowering in life than a memory.

I know ladies don’t sweat, but something was running down my face in great rivulets.

Artists are modest. They know they're not doing the work; they're just taking dictation.