Only fools are positive.

I'll squeeze the cider out of your adam's apple.

Every time you think, you weaken the nation.

Keep laughing. As long as you’re laughing you still have hope.

If there's anything I like better than honey and ketchup, it's baloney and whipped cream --- and we haven't got any!

Our genius ain't appreciated around here... let's scram!

I used to stand outside the theater knowing the truant officer was looking for me. I would stand there 'til someone came along and then ask them to buy my ticket.

Shut up and say something.

If a man has so much heat he burns your skin when he touches you, he's the devil. Run away

We can not solve our problems with the same level of thinking that created them

I think everything about my life is magical. I've struggled, and against most odds, I'm truly having the experience of living my dreams.

Everyone calls me Bruno; they don't ever call me Peter - that was just my government name.

What's a star when his most important fan is missing?

There is only one thin in the world that is really our own-and that is our will...Our will is ours for all eternity. That is why the most precious gift that one can give is another in his will.

My love, I cannot tell you how thankful I am for our little infinity, ~ Hazel Lancaster.

When I was arrested I was dressed in black

There's nothing more physically exhausting than a sense of failure.

It is, I assume, quite easy to wither into old age, and hard to grow into it.