Only fools live in the past or carry envy to the present.

After all these years, it's still embarrassing for me to play on the American golf tour. Like the time I asked my caddie for a sand wedge and he came back ten minutes later with a ham on rye.

They claim red meat is bad for you. But I never saw a sick-looking tiger.

The first time I played the Masters, I was so nervous I drank a bottle of rum before I teed off. I shot the happiest 83 of my life.

Golf is the most fun you can have with out taking your clothes off.

I read the greens in Spanish, but I putt in English.

Remember you have to be comfortable. Golf is not a life or death situation. It's just a game and should be treated as such. Stay loose.

I never prayed that I would make a putt. I prayed that I would react well if I missed.

Then Lee Trevino and Jack Nicklaus come in. I'll caddie for Jack.

I am a millionaire today and my wife deserves all of the credit. Before I met her I was a multi-millionaire.

No one has as much luck around the greens as one who practices a lot.

It takes a strong man to be with a woman full of fire and stars and all of October.

I love hugging people. If they are happy, I'm happy too.

I just never felt so fantastically rocky in my entire life.

Who's next! I got milk baby, who's next!

As a southern man, there's two things I'm definitely not scared of: bow ties and white pants.

As a child I wanted to be everything from a doctor, lawyer, flight attendant to an IT pro- fessional and could never make up my mind. I figured as an actor I'd get to play all these professions.

The other thing that happened was that we have a tendency to project our own weaknesses onto another woman. I don't think men do that particularly.

I just don't know anything about jazz, really. I've never really listened to it, but I'd definitely like to discover more about it.

If you haven't saved, your child may have to work. But do what you can to NEVER take out student or parent loans.

I've been doing this since I was 12... I don't want to act much longer; I can't do one thing my whole life.