Only he who has seen better days and lives to see better days again knows their full value.

The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

Never regret anything that made you smile.

All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.

Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.

Life is short, Break the Rules. Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably And never regret ANYTHING That makes you smile.

Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.

Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.

If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.

Your heart is so precious to be mistreated by idiots in this world, you deserve better

We know your secret.And we won’t be made invisible.

May the Almighty Lord make straight your path.

My wife is my best friend, by far my best friend.

The advantages found in history seem to be of three kinds, as it amuses the fancy, as it improves the understanding, and as it strengthens virtue.

This new world which is being born is cynical and amnesiac. And it has eliminated perspective.

The only thing more enjoyable than chocolate, is bacon.

Allow failure to teach you A supreme lesson: Each sunset is the beginning Of a very, very bright And powerful sunrise.

When money comes in at the gate, sport flies out at the window.

Sometimes this world comes between us and what we love. But if we are patient, when this world passes away, there will be no more separation.