Only if we realise how sh*t we were at Blackburn can we improve.

The man who comes to take care of my piranhas told me that if I left West Ham he would kill all my fish.

I'm very happy to have moved to West Ham, because I can play for a better team than Sheffield Wednesday.

Robot Wars is not a sport. Guys just play with remote controls. Now, if they were wired up and got an electrical shock each time their robot got hammered, then, yes, it would be a sport.

A lion can't stay in a cage. A lion has to be on the pitch.

We need to have lectures about why we can't have every day things like mayonnaise, ketchup and Coke.

I am a fascist, not a racist.

I wanted to show them I will never give up. We have to keep together. I still believe in myself. I will never change. The players need to release the rubbish from their brains.

The shopping is not finished and before the pre-season starts I would like to bring in another two players. I like shopping, maybe I have become a woman.

Let's be honest. We're not Manchester United or Arsenal, are we?

David James is a cretin.

If we want people to accept us as we are, then we should accord the same courtesy to them

The gift of today enfold in grace.

I don't desire a change of scenery or exotic experiences. My heart yearns for familiarity, stability, the comfort of home — and my sanity depends on it.

I believe that we are always attracted to what we need most an instinct leading us towards the persons who are to open new vistas in our lives and fill them with new knowledge.

There are no objective tests in psychiatry-no X-ray, laboratory, or exam finding that says definitively that someone does or does not have a mental disorder.

To try and change opinion by law is worse than futile.

Speak for yourself and from yourself, or be silent.

Water is the one substance from which the earth can conceal nothing; it sucks out its innermost secrets and brings them to our very lips.

There’s a difference between making an imitation and selling it.

Mild brown eyes beckon me to the past, but memory provides no clue.