Only in America could you find a way to make a healthy buck, And still keep your attitude on self-destruct.

Catch a throatful from the fire vocal Ashing and molten glass like Eyjafjallajökull.

There's four sides to every story... If these walls could talk, they'd probably still ignore me.

Scared of a bunch of water? Then get out the rain. Order a rapper for lunch, and spit out the chain.

Raise your right palm: We do solemnly swear To stack more dough more calmly this year.

You could either ignore this advice, or take it from me: Be too nice, and people take you for a dummy.

Listenin to nothin, takin no suggestions, All destructive criticisms that can't improve on perfection.

Nowadays, the game is all bugged out, Phony, like back when Hammer tried to come thugged out.

Golly, he's just a pest and your worst best friend, Who mend and rip space-time fabric like polyester blend.

Uh oh, it's beer o'clock, I think I'm sober. How about we think this over, over a can of King Cobra?

Classical slap-stick rappers need Chapstick.

What you have suffered after you have healed will make perfect sense. You will be able to smile at how you overcome the tears of pain.

Zane raised his brow. “Didn’t I say that yesterday?” he asked, forcinghimself to be patient. Somehow.“You say that like you think I listen to you, ” Ty responded instantly, asmile pulling at his lips.

Never call an accountant a credit to his profession a good accountant is a debit to his profession.

Some men pray only when the world is dark, as owls hoot at night.

Behold! thou hast one more chance! Strive for immortal glory!

With that, he looked over his shoulder. Blay's breath shot out of his lungs. "Oh... my God," he whispered.

You guys on the white horses keep trying to save women in distress, not realizing you just end up with a distressed woman.

Take what's useful, leave out what's useless, and add a bit of yourself!

My only phobia is untidiness. My hair has to be neatly kept; my shoes are always clean. Everything has to be in a straight line, in its place.

You can't play bass in a vacuum.