Only in Xanth would parents see a dragon looming over their children and depart with confidence.

We have to live within the framework of our limitations and the mistakes we make. Argue with Destiny, but never try to wrestle it into submission. If you do, you’ll end up losing.

An old friend never can be found and nature has provided that he cannot easily be lost.

Dancing, as Fred Astaire said, is next to ditch-digging. You sweat and you slave and the audience doesn't think you have a brain in your head.

We know that virtue does not matter to history, and that crimes remain unpunished; but that every error had its consequences and venges itself unto the seventh generation.

You must be willing to protect yourself and what you cherish, no matter what the cost.

If you're a good actor, then you channel enough of yourself into the character so that you do get that other thing.

The more money spent by government to address social injustice the greater the cries of social injustice.

Freedom is only granted us that obedience may be more perfect.

The ball must be as slippery as a wet baby.

Grow the lawn and mow the lawn always keep the TV on, brush your teeth and kill the germs, poison apples, poison worms.