Only in comedy, by the way, does an obedient white girl from the suburbs count as diversity.

Don't waste your energy trying to educate or change opinions... Do your thing and don't care if they like it.

And I can see Russia from my house.

In most cases being a good boss means hiring talented people and then getting out of their way.

Most of the time you're too busy to think about it. But every now and then you say, 'I work at 'Saturday Night Live,' and that is so cool.

I think if you ask any of us here, we all dreamed of ending up on Saturday Night Live. I remember thinking, 'I'll just keep doing this as long as I can get away with it.'

Tracy: Stop eating people's old french fries, little pigeon. Have some self-respect. Don't you know you can fly?

Confidence is 10 percent hard work and 90 percent delusion.

You go through big chunks of time where you're just thinking, 'this is impossible - oh,this is impossible'. And then you just keep going and keep going, and you sort of do the impossible.

I had my hair in a ponytail and looked my trademark exhausted.

Whatever the problem, be part of the solution. Don’t just sit around raising questions and pointing out obstacles.

Gratitude is the vitamin of the soul.

Take the unpopular route. Use the road no one travels by. Think of doing what is uncommon but remarkable. You have absolutely nobody to overtake you on the empty road!

Happiness is self-contained and self-sufficient. Happy men have no time and no use for you. Happy men are free men.

And, in the end, I knew there was nothing better in life than keeping the head and the heart up—and when you cannot see the shoreline, always putting one hand, one word, in front of the other.

We're going to let foreign corporations and their CEO's decide the outcomes of the [presidential elections] you just can't do this.

Animals feed themselves; men eat; but only wise men know the art of eating

I don't think this wall [Donald Trump wants to build], having the - there's no way to force them to, but expecting the Mexicans to pay for it doesn't make any sense either.

Is adult entertainment killing our children? or is killing our children entertaining our adults?

I love the irony. I'm perceived as being really young and yet I have the clinical condition of an old man.

The divers were the bravest of us. They gave their lives for the independence of our country and the success of our revolution.