Only in comedy, by the way, does an obedient white girl from the suburbs count as diversity

In most cases being a good boss means hiring talented people and then getting out of their way.

Do your thing and don't care if they like it.

Some people say, “Never let them see you cry.” I say, if you’re so mad you could just cry, then cry. It terrifies everyone.

(My proudest moment as a child was the time I beat my uncle Pierre at Scrabble with the seven-letter word FARTING.)

Whitney Houston’s cover of “I Will Always Love You” was constantly on my FM Walkman radio around that time. I think that made me cry because I associated it with absolutely no one.

You all watched a sketch about feminism and you didn't even know it because of all the jokes. It's like when Jessica Seinfeld puts spinach in kids' brownies. Suckers!

Don't waste your energy trying to change opinions ... Do your thing, and don't care if they like it.

Don't hire anyone you wouldn't want to run into in the hallway at three in the morning.

We spent days and weeks doing nothing, calling one another ten times a day to schedule our nothing-doing.

Was it too much to expect the rest of the world to care about grammar or pay attention to details?

Not only were science and religion compatible, they were inseparable--the rise of science was achieved by deeply religious Christian scholars.

The biggest sin in Satanism is not murder, nor is it kindness. It is stupidity.

The red sands of Marrakesh, sprawling at the foot of the Atlas like a wounded Leviathan....

Breaking News: I am still standing!

Believe in yourself and believe in love. Love something.

God is therefore unknowable. This is the fundamental premise of the Bible.

Make a list of 200 prestigious, influential, and powerful people with whom you want to work, play, grow and do business.

Jazz is like a big secret club. The mainstream media doesn't pay any attention to it, it's like 1 percent of the music market - no one cares. Why? Because the majority of jazz is old.

What were you two talking about?" she whispered as Wes pulls the door shut. Nothing," I said. "Running." You should have seen your face," she said, her breath hot in my ear. "Sa-woooon.

Europe's biggest problem is its success.