Only in the world of mathematics do two negatives multiply into a positive.

You only live once, but can be born twice. Then, you can live forever.

Living forever is easy: be born again. (It's the relationship with your Saviour that's difficult)

gurl, if you were a flower I will plant you in heart, watering you with my blood and cover you with my body.

Muscle is good, but craft is better

Strange is the influence of Marx on character.

I am what I am. A fighter.

Now, many of us in the Labour Party are conservationists - and we all love the red squirrel. But there is one ginger rodent which we never want to see again - Danny Alexander.

Anyway, a spokesman for Barack Obama says the prisoners that are released from Guantanamo will either be sent back to their home countries or enter the New York City cab driver training program.

The word is a bouncing ball The ruler throws from his balcony. The word has been a shot of morphine. Rulers calm their people with speeches.

We have to have dreams, even if they never come true.

I'm telling you that you don't have to choose between smart and sexy. You can have both. You are both.

Unfortunately, little darlings, there is no such thing as a simple love story.The most transitory puppy crush is complex to the extent of lying beyond the far reaches of the brain's understanding.