Only men you can count on these days are Ben and Jerry.

You're a marshmallow. Soft and sweet and when you get heated up you go all gooey and delicious."-

I shot that sucker right in the gumpy." Grandma Mazur

The 'Barnaby' books were always intended to be graphic novels.

I'm done with men. I have a hamster. That's all I need.

When I was six years old I sprinkled sugar on my head, convinced myself it was pixie dust, wished myself invisible, and walked into the boys' bathroom at school.

My Spanish is limited to burrito and taco.

Calories don’t count if they’re connected to a celebration. Everyone knows this.

-You're gloating, Max. It's not flattering. Somebody needs to teach you a little humility.- -A good woman could do that.- -She'd have to be armed and dangerous.-

Its always nice to have a stud muffin at the table.

Personally, I'm a lazy kind of guy, and leaving the door open on the mystical saves me work. I don't have to stress my brain trying to explain the unexplainable. It's magic. End of discussion.

Keep thy shop and thy shop will keep thee.

I've made all my money on my own without my family and I work very hard.

It's like going out to the desert and screaming and then having little kids throw their sandbox at you. I'm only 24.

I resent the implication that I'm less of a musician and a worse person for not appreciating certain works.

Los Angeles has interested me for a long time. I was in Texas for five years, for the same reason. I wanted to photograph there.

I've been curious ever since I was a little kid.

One of my most exciting Saturday nights was just me and a bottle of wine and a crochet book.

I know I'm the most influential.

We turn to quantities when we can't compare the qualities of things.

Of course I'm schooled in the old school method: taking what I think the director wants, then reworking it through my own brain and heart.