Only on the third class tourist class passengers' deck was it a sultry overcast morning, but then if you do things on the cheap you must expect these things.

You can fool some of the people all of the time, and all the people some of the time, which is just long enough to be president of the United States.

Is there anything worn under the kilt? No, it's all in perfect working order.

I can speak Esperanto like a native.

Money can't buy you happiness but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery.

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, get it out with Optrex.

All I ask is the chance to prove that money can't make me happy.

Chopsticks are one of the reasons the Chinese never invented custard.

How long was I in the army? Five foot eleven.

Said Hamlet to Ophelia, I'll draw a sketch of thee. What kind of pencil shall I use? 2B or not 2B?

We haven't got a plan so nothing can go wrong!

Maar als je genoeg kikkers kust, kom je vanzelf wel een prins tegen.

Past is aipsom if you learned from the past.

Observe and learn from stronger and better people than yours instead of laughing and pulling legs of poor and weak than yours.

Freedom is not a reward or a decoration that is celebrated with champagne...Oh no! It's a...long distance race, quite solitary and very exhausting.

The mostimportant victory is the one which has to arrive.

The zipper opened all the way down our spines.

If you were to ask me to speak Swedish or Dutch or German, I have no idea if I could pull that off!

If the public likes you, you're good.

Editing is not merely a method of the junction of separate scenes or pieces, but is a method that controls the 'psychological guidance' of the spectator.

If you don't plan your time, someone else will help you waste it.