Only one in four jokes ever works, and I still can't predict what people will laugh at.

The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese

You can't have everything. Where would you put it?

To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.

If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?

I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.

A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths.

If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?

The other night I was lying in bed, looking up at the stars, and I wondered, 'Where the hell is my roof?

If a man says something in the woods and there are no women there, is he still wrong?

Right now I’m having amnesia and déjà vu at the same time. I think I’ve forgotten this before.

slow it isa slow businessto grow a few wordsto say love

Insight leads to Realisation. Realisation changes the lens, which changes the conversation. And this is the start.

i know for sure, to be a leader i have to be a reader

The best form of flattery is to be admired, imitated or respected. I've always felt proud our fans look up to us or feel we are inspirational.

I feel like after acting, the other half of why I love this business is the opportunity to work with and meet people who inspire you. That it pays my rent is a good bonus.

Nothing is as important as a likable narrator. Nothing holds a story together better.

Pay close attention to any flame of enthusiasm.

You can always spot a well informed man his views are the same as yours.

In my 33rd year, I was called to play Jesus.

Our children and grandchildren are not merely statistics towards which we can be indifferent.