Only one man has the right to boast, and that's the man who never does.

Zoo: An excellent place to study the habits of human beings.

Success is the good fortune that comes from aspiration, desperation, perspiration,and inspiration.

All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy - and Jill a wealthy widow.

The mint makes it first, it is up to you to make it last.

America believes in education: the average professor earns more money in a year than a professional athlete earns in a whole week.

Anger is the feeling that makes your mouth work faster than your mind.

This may be the age of automation, but love is still being made by hand.

Statistics: The only science that enables different experts using the same figures to draw different conclusions.

Nothing ages your car as much as the sight of your neighbor's new one.

Family: A social unit where the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space.

There is always a light somewhere in the darkness to guide you to happiness.

Title: What Can a Thoughtful Man Hope for Mankind on Earth, Given the Experience of the Past Million Years? Only verse: Nothing.

It is better to take many small steps in the right direction than to make a great leap forward only to stumble backward.

Love always gives freedom.

What was any art but a mould in which to imprison for a moment the shining elusive element which is life itself - life hurrying past us and running away, too strong to stop, too sweet to lose.

Teams want me to do something stupid. You want to get to the point where nothing affects you, where you control them.

La ve rite existe; on n'invente que le mensonge. Truth exists; only lies are invented.

I think it must be lonely to be God. Nobody loves a master. No.

To shelter and to hide, they have resigned themselves.

It always surprised me that I was getting acting work.