Only one thing is impossible for God: To find any sense in any copyright law on the planet.

The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

Never regret anything that made you smile.

All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.

Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.

Life is short, Break the Rules. Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably And never regret ANYTHING That makes you smile.

Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.

Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.

If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.

God is the greatest problem solver, without Him we are doomed.

Measure your life not by the dimension of your bank account but by the expansion of your kindness and love.

Start small and start immediately.

In the end, the body betrayed everyone.

Virtue is to the soul what health is tot he body.

I grew up with siblings, so if I could just snap my fingers and have four [children], I would have four

I wish the dryer were running, because man, I could use a good...tumble dry."-Eve Rosser

I'm trying to make sure that there's comedy as well as sadness. It makes the sadness more memorable.

Oh, no. To live... to live would be an awfully big adventure.

But I never really thought that I would be extraordinarily successful at skating, it's just something that happened, you know.