Only poor people go to jail.

My initial response was to sue her for defamation of character, but then I realized that I had no character.

The older I get, the faster I was.

I don't know anything about Angola, but Angola's in trouble.

I don't care what people think. people are stupid.

We don't need refs, but I guess white guys need something to do.

I always laugh when people ask me about rebounding techniques. I've got a technique. It's called just go get the damn ball.

Poor people have been voting for Democrats for the last 50 years and they're still poor.

They run like deer, jump like deer and think like deer.

There's only 5 real jobs in the world. Teacher, fireman, policeman, doctor and somebody who is in the armed service. If you don't have one of those 5 jobs, you shouldn't take your life that serious.

I don't believe professional athletes should be role models. I believe parents should be role models.

People love their hells because they keep them!

A chatWith the Grim Reapershould be enough to scareaway any thought of relapse.Wish it were that easy, but not even days conversingwith death can disintegratethe claws of addiction.

To look back is to relax one's vigil.

Winning isn't everything. Wanting to is.

Yet, sadly, accidental rudeness occurs alarmingly often. Best to say nothing at all, my dear man.

Loyalty is earned with friendliness, responsiveness, ease of doing business, fair value, and the good feeling customers get when they call you, visit you, or interact with you.

Sometimes good things the best things coincide fall apart.

I suppose I was much more serious-minded in the '70s and '80s.

Choosing a way to die, what's the difference? Choosing a way to live, now that's the hard part.

There will be time, there will be time To prepare a face to meet the faces that you meet.