Only the prophets see the obvious.

In football, the worst blindness is only seeing the ball.

Until the day when a wise black man can become our ambassador in Paris, we will forever be a pre-Brazil.

The bed is a metaphysical piece of furniture.

I envy stupidity, stupidity is eternal.

Love is impossible without bite marks.

Memory is a swindler, a forger emeritus of facts and figures.

To love is to be faithful to those who cheat on us.

Money buys everything, even true love.

Not all women like being beaten up. Only the normal ones.

I only believe in those who can still blush.

Thanksgiving dinners take eighteen hours to prepare. They are consumed in twelve minutes. Half-times take twelve minutes. This is not coincidence.

Anything that won't sell, I don't want to invent. Its sale is proof of utility, and utility is success.

I'm obsessively detail-oriented.

If, after obtaining Buddhahood, anyone in my land gets tossed in jail on a vagrancy rap, may I not attain highest perfect enlightenment.

My self is all to me. I don't have any need of you.

The race for the White House is normally an event suffused with drama, sucking eyeballs to the page all over the globe.

I consider myself normal. I've spent 20 years in the pool. I consider that something that's normal.

We should not see print and electronic literature as in competition, but rather in conversation. The more voices that join in, the richer the dialogue is likely to be.

It’s sad, y’know, what money does to people.

When people begin to lose hope, there's bound to be explosions.