Only the really plain people know about love - the very fascinating ones try so hard to create an impression that they soon exhaust their talents.

If you obey all the rules you miss all the fun.

Love has nothing to do with what you are expecting to get - only with what you are expecting to give - which is everything.

As one goes through life, one learns that if you don't paddle your own canoe, you don't move.

Never complain. Never explain.

I have no romantic feelings about age. Either you are interesting at any age or you are not. There is nothing particularly interesting about being old - or being young, for that matter.

Life can be wildly tragic at times, and I've had my share. But whatever happens to you, you have to keep a slightly comic attitude. In the final analysis, you have got not to forget to laugh.

I have not lived as a woman. I have lived as a man. I've just done what I damn well wanted to, and I've made enough money to support myself, and ain't afraid of being alone

You politicians remain professional because the voters remain amateur.

If you always do what interests you, at least one person is pleased.

If you want to sacrifice the admiration of many men for the criticism of one, go ahead, get married.

I don't know when I'll able to knock in the door of her mind. But I believe in my love, enthusiasm and passion. Someday dream may come true.

To the goats, all people are equal, except for those who have treats.

Israel, the Jewish state, the only democracy in the Middle East, continues to shine as a beacon of light in the darkest region of the world.

'T is greatly wise to talk with our past hours, And ask them what report they bore to heaven.

He that would be well, needs not goe from his owne house. [He that would be well needs not go from his own house.]

Democrats believe we must have comprehensive health care reform that includes giving the federal government authority to negotiate lower prices with drug companies.

To be quite blunt, I make pictures for money, to pay the rent.There are some great artists in the business. I am not one of them.

An army without culture is a dull-witted army, and a dull-witted army cannot defeat the enemy.

One of the exciting things about producing a comic is seeing the artist stamp his own interpretation on it.

Humble enough to prepare, confident enough to perform.