Only the weak hit the fly with a hammer

The end of love looks like the beginning of war

Life is a dream. We wake up when we die

Christianity has so much taken roots among us that drunkards sing gospel songs on their way home

In leadership, the way up is down. Serve before you get served

You need to have the means to impose yourself

The only lesson you can learn from history is that it repeats itself

Women understand the workings of nature than men. They trust in their instincts while men consider this behavior weakness.

Peace is something you only have when your enemy is gone. Either after you have turned him into a friend or vanquished him

It's useless to disarm the hands, if the heart remains armed

A man should not compete with his wife in talk but in silence

Let's withdraw from Afghanistan and have the army invade America - that's the only way we'll get new schools and roads.

I'm not incredibly hipster. I wasn't cool enough to handle it.

My attraction has never been to computers per se, but to the fact that they offer a highly leveraged way to invent magic.

You never want to be forced to do something. But the world around you starts to influence you in ways you never expected.

Faith is to the human what sand is to the ostrich.

Faith never knows where it is being led, but it loves and knows the One who is leading.

I felt like that character in Flowers for Algernon. Not Charlie, the lady teacher from the college who realizes, 'I've got to stop dry-humping this mentally challenged guy!

I've never worked for a newspaper. I've had some very bad reviews in newspapers.

To be generous, guiltless, and of a free disposition is to take those things for bird-bolts that you deem cannon-bullets.