Only the young die good.

A woman's mind is cleaner than a man's: She changes it more often.

A rolling stone gathers no moss, but it gains a certain polish.

Many are called but few get up.

Cat: a pygmy lion who loves mice, hates dogs, and patronizes human beings.

The Irish gave the bagpipes to the Scotts as a joke, but the Scotts haven't seen the joke yet.

A man is known by the silence he keeps.

I heard a bird sing In the dark of December A magical thing And sweet to remember. 'We are nearer to Spring Than we were in September,' I heard a bird sing In the dark of December.

Bigamy is one way of avoiding the painful publicity of divorce and the expense of alimony.

Some take their gold in minted mold, and some in harps thereafter, but give me mine in bubbles fine and keep the change in laughter.

Modesty: the gentle art of enhancing your charm by pretending not to be aware of it.

IT's not death. It's eternal life. And you get't'be yourself. Compared to that, this world isn't but a momentary fantasy. Please don't forget that.

Rights that do not flow from duty well performed are not worth having.

At the pinnacle of great design are products so gorgeous and lust-worthy that you want to lick them: a Porsche 911, Samsung's Luxia TV, an Eames lounge chair or anything by Loro Piana.

We must have Christ in our hearts, that He may shine forth from our lives.

I grew up where my parents would literally shove me in the car rather than have to say hello to a neighbor.

Adam Carolla is like Hitler if Hitler wasn’t funny.

I want more job. I want to die entertaining.

Life wastes itself whilst we are preparing to live.

Wonderful things start to happen when you dream outside of your sleep.

We are not hungry... Why foist this food upon us? We don't want to be choked. We have enough.