Only thing worse than a Frenchman is a Frenchman who lives in Canada

If you want to save a species, simply decide to eat it. Then it will be managed - like chickens, like turkeys, like deer, like Canadian geese.

Vegetarians are cool. All I eat are vegetarians - except for the occasional mountain lion steak.

Look what venison does to a goofy guitar player from Detroit? I'm going to be 54 this year and if I had any more energy I'd scare you.

My idea of fast food is a mallard.

The government is so out of control. It is so bloated and infested with fraud and deceit and corruption and abuse of power.

There will come a time when the gun owners of America, the law-abiding gun owners of America, will be the Rosa Parks and we will sit down on the front seat of the bus, case closed.

Where you have the most armed citizens in America, you have the lowest violent crime rate. Where you have the worst gun control, you have the highest crime rate.

I didn't invent the middle finger, but I perfected the use of it.

I'm Beginning To Wonder If It Would Have Been Best Had The South Won The Civil War.

I'm the gun guy, a loud guitar Dirty Harry with a ponytail.

Look, I won in high school, I won a national championship in college, I want to win one in the NBA. But winning a gold medal, I don't think anything can top that.

Never hesitate to ask a lesser person.

And we who have always thought of happiness climbing, would feel the emotion that almost startles when happiness falls.

The creature that wins against its environment destroys itself.

The more time I spend with our people, the more I find out about our business.

I've always been able to see you," I say. "It's a rather lovely view.

We let the weirdness in.

I think singing it when its done well is extremely natural. It feels great.

Love itself describes its own perfection. Be speechless and listen.