Only three types of people tell the truth: Kids, the drunk, and the angry.

Haven't you picked up on the irony of life by now? Things only just happen when you're not ready. When you're ready, you start trying, and gadamn I feel like trying right now.

I write because I must. It's not a choice or a pastime, it's an unyielding calling and my passion.

If there’s one thing I’ve learned my whole life, time and age are but an illusion.

I write because I must. It's not a choice or a pastime, it's an unyeilding calling and my passion.

Nature is full of wonders; every atom is a standing miracle, and endowed with such qualities, as could not be impressed on it by a power and wisdom less than infinite.

The court finds everyone to be in contempt (including himself :-), and orders everyone sentenced to five years hard labor. (Working on Perl, of course.)

The saddle is a place for dreaming when there's hours of trail ahead.

Keep your business affairs in your own hands. It's the only way to be happy.

The parallels between Elvis and Michael Jackson as incredible artists is evident. But I think that where Michael Jackson even transcends Elvis Presley.

Hip-hop is such a disposable art form from a business standpoint. It never treats its artists as art; it never treats its product as art.

Wealth is created from creating value.

We don't beat the Reaper by living longer. We beat the Reaper by living well.

I haven't aged into a character actor. I'm an old leading man.

I have had shoulder injuries in the past, but usually it's from training.