Only two things can stop Tiger — injury or a bad marriage.

If a caddie can help you, you don't know how to play golf.

A good one iron shot is about as easy to come by as an understanding wife.

Always keep in mind that if God didn't want a man to have mulligans, golf balls wouldn't come three to a sleeve.

I am among those who firmly believe that a round of golf should not take more than three and a half hours, four at most. Anything longer than that is not a round of golf, it's life in Albania.

The devoted golfer is an anguished soul who has learned a lot about putting, just as an avalanche victim has learned a lot about snow.

Laughter is the only thing that'll cut trouble down to a size where you can talk to it.

Regardless of what the tour pros think, golf is a rich and varied game, and what all of us awkward fools do on weekends is what golf is truly all about.

Baseball would be a better game if more third basemen got hit in the mouth by line drivers.

Lonnie says it doesn't take long to write a song if you're stricken with a severe case of the Tennysons. He wasn't necessarily talking about a chart-climber.

Every golfer has at least 14 enemies: his clubs.

I travel not to go anywhere, but to go. I travel for travel's sake. The great affair is to move.

The truly erotic sensibility, in evoking the image of woman, never omits to clothe it. The robing and disrobing: that is the true traffic of love.

Concentrate on material gains. Whatever your opponent gives you take, unless you see a good reason not to.

I usually write on a computer - unless I get stuck, at which point I switch to write by hand. I think that's common among writers if they get cornered on something.

The quivering flesh, though torture-torn, may live, but souls, once deeply wounded, heal no more.

To be a teacher you must be a prophet - because you are trying to prepare people for a world thirty to fifty years into the future.

A man does not possess all the gifts, lest he think that grace is nature.

When we look at an object in a different way our perception of it immediately changes. But reality always stays the same.

Thoughtful financial planning can easily take a backseat to daily life.

I love living in California and being able to go to the beach or go to the woods.