Only uncomfortable chairs become antiques - the comfortable ones are worn out by hard use.

All work and no plagiarism makes a dull speech.

The ultimate in wisdom is to live in the present, plan for the future and profit from the past.

Most of these love triangles are wrecktangles.

A vacation should be just long enough that your boss misses you, and not long enough for him to discover how well he can get along without you.

The surest way to get a job done is to give it to a busy man. He'll have his secretary do it.

The bad things you can see with one eye closed. But keep both eyes wide open for the little things. Little things mark the great dividing line between success and failure.

Marriage is like a violin. After the beautiful music is over, the strings are still attached.

There's no fool like an old fool --- you can't beat experience.

By the time a man can afford to lose a golf ball, he can't hit that far.

Bigamy is two rites that make a wrong.

...the more we learn, the more we realize how much we don't know.

Hate looks just like everybody else until it smiles. Until it spins around and lies with lips and teeth carved into the semblance of something too passive to punch.

There's nothing like music to relieve the soul and uplift it.

I am a firm believer that God has already ordered the things that have taken place in my life... and I'm just learning to follow the path he's laid before me.

[T]hough individual oppression may now and then proceed fro the courts of justice, the general liberty of the people can never be endangered from that quarter . . .

A sea setting us upon the ice has brought us close to danger.

Games are work. There are economies popping up in games now because people value them.

You've been playing gods-and-witches again, that's clear.

Copying isn’t particularly creative work. Being inspired by someone else’s idea to produce something new and different IS creative work.

He is the most wretched of men who has never felt adversity.