Oooh! Stop that. When you smile at me I want all of it." "What?" He looked confused

Valhalla on the right. Paradise regained on the left. Stuck between a Godiva truffle and a chocolate eclair. Between a rock and a very hard place. Two very hard places from the looks of it.

I'm sorry your pretty little world got all screwed up, but everybody's does, and you go on. It's how you go on that defines you.

Oh, drop the act, Tinkerbell, and get rid of my problem. Then we’ll talk.

That part of his body was simply uncontrollable, apparently functioning in accordance to a single law of nature: She existed--he got a hard-on.

There should be a vaccine against Adam Black. And all women should be given it at birth.

Some people bring out the worst in you, others bring out the best, and then there are those remarkably rare, addictive ones who just bring out the most. Of everything.

Life's a choice: you can live in black and white, or you can live in colour. I'll take every shade of the rainbow and the gazillion in between!

It's often only in the lies we refuse to speak that any truth can be heard at all.

Nobody looks good in their darkest hours. But it's those hours that make us what we are.

The most confused we ever get is when we're trying to convince our heads of something our heart knows is a lie.

She wanted to destroy something. The crash and clatter were what she wanted to hear.

I was an economics major, which I enjoyed because I had a good business sense.

Rummy is one of the easiest of all card games to learn. More people understand the rules of Rummy than of any other card game.

Remember who you are. It's really okay to be who you are.

If God exists He must be manifest somehow in matter, and His ways are what science is discovering.

I'm very happy when I have time to just be.

Audiences can tell when you're being fake and they will eat you alive. But if you're doing something authentic they will connect to it and that can lead to commercial success.

I have to get out of bed every day to make something happen.

The life of a Christian should be a meditation how to unloose his affection from inferior things. He will easily die that is dead before in affection.

We should learn to think with our fingers.