Opinions don't affect facts. But facts should affect opinions, and do, if you're rational

The best advice I've ever received is, 'No one else knows what they're doing either.

I've never worked out what the moral of Humpty Dumpty is. I can only think of: Don't sit on a wall, if you're an egg.

The existence of God is not subjective. He either exists or he doesn’t. It’s not a matter of opinion. You can have your own opinions. But you can’t have your own facts.

When you are dead, you do not know you are dead. It's only painful and difficult for others. The same applies when you are stupid.

I am not a wolf in sheep's clothing, I'm a wolf in wolf's clothing.

Famous people are above the law.

Enjoy life. Have fun. Be kind. Have worth. Have friends. Be honest. Laugh. Die with dignity. Make the most of it. It's all we've got.

It's better to create something that others criticise than to create nothing and criticise others. Go create, have fun!!

Just because you're offended, doesn't mean you're right.

Telling someone with depression to pull themselves together is about as useful as telling someone with cancer to just stop having cancer

Well, if you’re a real alcoholic, then where are you stashing it? That's what real alcoholics do, right? Hide bottles?

Between words and objects one can create new relations and specify characteristics of language and objects generally ignored in everyday life.

Like many other much-loved humans, they believed that they owned their dogs, instead of realizing that their dogs owned them.

America has the slowest growth and jobs are a disaster.

The great thing about America is everybody should vote.

Tomorrow will be better.

It is far better to keep the enemy close, by bribing him with stock options, than to have him out in the wild, foraging.

If this were fiction, could even the most brilliant novelist contrive to make credible so short a period in which pride had been subdued and prejudice overcome?

I can't remember what my first script was.

I was not the lion, but it fell to me to give the lion's roar.