Opportunity is a bird that never perches.

Maturity is a stage of life when you don't see eye to eye but can walk arm in arm.

Worriers spend a lot of time shoveling smoke.

If hard work is the key to success, most people would rather pick the lock.

Most worries are reruns.

But to appear happy when I am so miserable — Oh! who can require it?

Masturbation is the thinking man's television.

Aussies are big and empty, just like their country.

I really hate those books where the murderer turns out to be somebody you never heard of who pops up in the last chapter.

Ironically, Latin American countries, in their instability, give writers and intellectuals the hope that they are needed.

When teams are truly learning, not only are they producing extraordinary results, but the individual members are growing more rapidly than could have occurred otherwise.

All the classic bands that have been around forever, they came up gradually.

How strange and awful is the synthesis of life and death in the gusty winds and falling leaves of an autumnal day!

Neither Britain, a land fertile in tyrants, nor the people of Ireland, knew Moses and the prophets.

I treat him [Donald Trump] as an entertainer. I laugh it off. It's like going to the circus and seeing the acrobats and the dancing bears. He's willing to say things that are patently false.