Options are good. Keeps people choosing.

Blanket statements are always stupid. NO EXCEPTIONS!

During a heat wave every dude stinks.

Visiting Saturn sounds like a lot of fun but you will die!

It's better to have a broken CD player that worked once than to never have evolved into a self-aware carbon based lifeform.

Bird Poop in the mouth is always a surprise.

Cars and bumper cars are two very different things. NEVER sleep in a bumper car.

Nothing is perfect. Therefore, being perfect is being nothing… and that's a great way to lose weight.

The good thing about living like me is everywhere you go is a step up.

At one time or another, farts have coincided with every other sound, including this quote.

Failure is not an option. It just happens all the time. Like, all the time.

People make promises that they have every intention of keeping at the time but when it comes to cashing in, suddenly the promise loses all value.

One way at a time I'll try to lend these broken hands of mine give my strength, be my light.

Comedy Born :) When Tragedy Happens :(

It's a slight stretch of the imagination but most people are alike in most ways so I've never had any trouble identifying with the character that I'm playing.

Don't pray when you feel like it. Have an appointment with the Lord and keep it.

You are victors, not victims!

You traveled the world... Now you must journey inwards... to what you really fear... it's inside you.

I think half the point of painting a picture is that you don't know what will happen... that if painters did know what was going to happen they wouldn't bother to do it.

Stay with friends who support you in these. Talk with them about sacred texts, and how you are doing, and how they are doing, and keep your practices together.

Perhaps it is music that will save the world.