Orchestras have often been used to conjure up the natural world: Swans, sharks, trout, but not, as far as I know, the often maligned jellyfish.

In Unity there is strength; We can move mountains when we're united and enjoy life - Without unity we are victims. Stay united.

Hitler was a vegetarian. Just goes to show, vegetarianism, not always a good thing. Can in some extreme cases lead to genocide.

Add a drop of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it.

Contentment is knowing you're right. Happiness is knowing someone else is wrong.

Three blokes go into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.

I'm English and as such I crave disappointment. That's why I buy Kinder Surprise.

The day after tomorrow is the first day of the rest of your life - that way you've always got a couple of days in hand.

Tonight's show is about doubt. Or maybe it isn't - haven't made my mind up yet.

Three women walk into a pub and say, 'Hooray, we've colonised a male-dominated joke format'

I'm sort of like a post-modern vegetarian; I eat meat ironically.

I have always considered marriage as the most interesting event of one's life, the foundation of happiness or misery.

To know you are in the company with people who love and care for each other, as well as for whatever they are working on, is almost essential.

My first lead role was a stage play called A Kestrel for a Knave. I was 11.

Truth rings no bells.

I think grooming is definitely undervalued by men. We all expect women to be fully groomed, which they do. But I also think it's just as important for a man to look fresh and clean.

Dear young people, the Church expects great things of you and your generosity. Don’t be afraid to aim high.

Could a dead, frozen heart beat again? It felt like mine was about to.

Becoming rich isn't as much about getting rich financially as about whom you become, in character and mind, to get rich.

Fearless is knowing that someday things will change.

Growing up, I thought wearing a suit was a burden.