Originally the big argument was that they wanted to call it "raw and uncut" and I told them I had a problem with that. When you say "raw" it implies that my show is dirty and that's not the case.

I don't want to die tomorrow knowing I could've had a piece of cake tonight.

There's 5 levels of fatness! Fluffy is one of the levels. There's big, healthy, husky, fluffy and damn.

Why do people measure life by the years instead of how good the years were?

I drink diet coke so I can eat regular cake.

Me racist? The only race I hate is the one you have to run.

Life is measured by how you lived it, not by the years.

With all the classes they offer at school, how come they don't have one for common sense?

When you go to Hawaii, it's all about "Aloha." It means hello, goodbye and I love you.

You live by the cake, you die by the cake.

I had to travel half way across the world to be called an American.

People who hide there feelings usually cares the most

I sang in my chains like the sea

It's highly important to always bear in mind that continuous negative thoughts and belief can unquestionably reverse your true destiny in life.

I learned that true forgiveness includes total acceptance.

I think we are all disgusted by the way George W. Bush's administration has allowed honesty and candor to seep into the genteel world of international affairs.

God's men are better than the devil's men, and they ought to act as though they thought they were.

The South of France is one of my favorite places in the world.

Nonviolence is not sterile passivity, but a powerful moral force which makes for social transformation.

Andy Pettitte is my friend...I think he misremembers.

I know that change is difficult, and comes slowly, and that it is the work of many days strung together in a long line until the origin of them is forgotten.