Orion nodded, then asked, “Dwarf cheese?” “Cheese made by dwarfs.” “Oh,” said Orion, relieved. “They make it. It’s not actually . . .” “No. What a horrible thought.” “Exactly.

I don't like lollipops.

Artemis Fowl will never be secondary." "I thought you were Artemis Fowl the Second?" said Holly.

Butler could kill you a hundred different ways without use of his armoury. Though I'm sure one would be quite sufficient.

I hear that you were on a date with Trouble Kelp. Are you two planning on building a bivouac any time soon?

Either that boy is the sanest creature on Earth, he thought, or he is so disturbed that our tests cannot even begin to scratch the surface.

Have you ever heard of the theory of relativity?" Artemis blinked. "Is this a joke? I have traveled through time, Doctor. I think I know a little something about relativity.

Butler was seeing the world as it was, complete with L.E.P retrival team

Being in command means making tough decisions. Not being in command means shutting up and doing what you're told. --Artemis Fowl

I never tell anyone exactly how clever I am. They would be too scared.

It's like learning to ride a unicorn. You never forget.

I've looked after my money. As I started working around my third birthday, my first check went straight to the bank.

It's only our story that keeps us from knowing that we always have everything we need.

A friend who stands with you in pressure is more valuable than a hundred ones who stand with you in pleasure.

I began to realize that when you are at peace with your Maker you can, if not ignore human criticism, at least rise above it.

I had a little dog and my dog was very small....Of all the treasures that were mine, I loved him most of all.

Another of our highly prized virtues is fidelity. We are immensely pleased with ourselves when we are faithful.

Any time you turn off and let someone else make any artistic decision for you, you make a mistake.

You come to nature with all her theories, and she knocks them all flat.

To whom much is given, much is expected. I do believe this. It's embedded in me.

You don't need to apologize for an opinion, but in terms of respect for the church and people's faith lives, Hillary Clinton has that respect, because it's what motivates her.