Osama, yo Mama didn't raise you right. When you were young, she must have wrapped your turban too tight.

George Jones may be gone but his music will live on forever. What a great voice and a great friend.

Everything is beautiful in its own way.

People will remember a good comedy song a lot longer than they would some of the so-called straight love songs.

The human brain is a funny thing: it's very susceptible to tempo and melody. You put the right words to it, and it becomes very influential.

Whatever you think, don't never, unless you will.

Do you qualify to be alive or is the limit of your senses so as to survive?

Take your love and put it where the sun don't shine.

I had no idea that I could sustain a career as an artist. But, I loved music and wanted to be in the music business.

If 10% is good enough for Jesus, it oughta be enough for Uncle Sam.

Take the wonder drug that cures all your ills, take Jeremiah Peabody's polyunsaturated, quick dissolving, fast acting, pleasant tasting, green and purple pills.

It doesn't matter what you did or where you were...it matters where you are and what you're doing. Get out there! Sing the song in your heart and NEVER let anyone shut you up!!

... it’s a nice day’s work when you make a lot of people smile.

If a girl is stupid enough to love you after you broke her heart, I guarantee you, she is the one.

Some film actors want to sit back and look at every scene and all that crap. No, you're an actor - tell the story, and when it's told, there's another one to tell.

A mathematician, like a painter or poet, is a maker of patterns. If his patterns are more permanent than theirs, it is because they are made with ideas.

There is nothing stronger than gentleness.

Donald, my husband, considers himself a feminist.

[On Nancy Reagan:] At one photo op press conference, she toured a crack house and decried how awful it was, yet one suspected that for our Drug Czarina it had something to do with a plaid couch.

Satanic Verses is a despicable book that could not have been written by a person who wished to behave decently and responsibly.

The musings are the same I believe the fire to create burns so heavily that I am never far from a guitar or a fountain pen.