Other people paint beautifully on canvas or write wonderful poetry. I like making deals. Preferably big ones.

Nothing is easy, but who wants nothing?

There's nobody bigger or better at the military than I am.

I am the only one who can make America truly great again!

Sometimes by losing a battle you find a new way to win the war.

Don’t be afraid of being unique. It’s like being afraid of your best self.

I could stand in the middle Fifth Avenue and shoot somebody, and I wouldn't lose any voters.

If you're going to be thinking anyway, think big!

Always try to learn from other people's mistakes, not your own- it is much cheaper that way!

Do you mind if I sit back a little? Because your breath is very bad.

This very expensive GLOBAL WARMING bullshit has got to stop. Our planet is freezing, record low temps,and our GW scientists are stuck in ice.

What did the mat say to the door? You must be really aDOORable to open up to everyone who knock at you. And I welcome everyone and what do I get? People stepping all over me

The old saying that, "you are what you eat" extends beyond the body, and includes experiences.

She sat in the sunshine watching the life on the street and guarding within herself, her own mystery of life.

Women's value has been under-recognized for far too long.

Surely it is the right wish that draws us to the right place. Nothing of importance happens accidentally in our life.

Fame invades your private life. It takes away from the time that you spend with friends, and the time that you can work. It tends to isolate you from the real world.

If you have a dream, just lie about it. Lie your way unto your dreams.

I am Moody... and a Cancerian to the boot. Even a small thing can change the entire mood, but I'm working on that. Besides, I'm also loyal and possessive.

Nefertiti, the most beautiful calico in the world, chose me as her own six short years ago.

Terrorism emanates from weakness, not strength. It is the sign of despair.