Other people, you know, put a latex rubber on, you know, to become sexually excited. There's so much I don't understand.

The very essence of playfulness is an openness to anything that may happen, the feeling that whatever happens, it's okay... you're either free to play, or you're not.

What have the Romans ever done for us?

All right, but apart from the sanitation, medicine, education, wine, public order, irrigation, roads, the fresh water system and public health, what have the Romans ever done for us?

You don't have to be the Dalai Lama to tell people that life's about change.

Creativity is not a talent. It is a way of operating.

Come to me. I want to plow you like a Calgary driveway at Christmas.

A wonderful thing about true laughter is that it just destroys any kind of system of dividing people.

If God did not intend for us to eat animals, then why did he make them out of meat?

Creativity is not the possession of some special talent. It’s about the willingness to play.

When you're being stalked by an angry mob with raspberries, the first thing to do is to release a tiger.

Those that choose to walk in the light will experience light.Those that choose the opposite path create for themselves the opposite experience.

The only thing I shy away from is non-consensual violence. I can't write a story where someone is a simple victim because it's boring.

Through some combination of culture and biology, our minds are intuitively receptive to religion.

My whole life I've been trying to prove people wrong. I ended up beating everything.

In real life, I try to be honest but not overshare. There are people that turn every conversation into a therapy session and you want to start charging them.

Yes, letter writing is antiquated - though there remain a few renegades who still so treasure the luxury of contemplating their lives in letters that they would rather write than call.

I never see the dawn that I don't say to myself perhaps.

The test of a great golfer is his ability to recover from a bad start.

If you want to be a better musician, hang out with a computer coder.

I realized that everyone in Western society, in some weird way, believes that they've had the experience of producing feature films.