Otherwise, my whole career has just been flinging myself at whatever is most overdue first and letting everything else stack up.

Because the majority of my readers are women, I feel that one public service I can provide to them is to spread the message of regular mammograms and early detection within the strip.

When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye.

My dog was with me all the time. I talked to my dog. She was my best buddy. I shared all my secrets with her, but I don't think I every really tried jokes out with the dog.

Food, love, career, and mothers, the four major guilt groups.

I was going to sip on a diet soda, but a little voice convinced me I needed the extra calcium from a cup of hot chocolate.

The story of a mother's life: Trapped between a scream and a hug.

Imagine my surprise when, after a lifetime of teaching me to keep personal things to myself, Mom insisted my drawings were the start of a comic strip for millions of people to enjoy.

Each of us wages a private battle each day between the grand fantasies we have for ourselves and what actually happens.

Defy your own group. Rebel against yourself.

Every time I get something under control in my own life, the world provides more material.

Pride is all very well, but a sausage is a sausage.

Consequentialist theories begin with a very simple and undoubtedly valid point: Every action aims at a future end, and is seen as a means to it.

The music I actually listen to sounds nothing like my own!

There is no security on this earth; there is only opportunity.

Nobody can call himself a Christian who does not worship Jesus.

Life is a roller coaster, you have your ups and downs unless you fall off.

Let me know myself; let others guess at me.

All that you are, all that I owe to you, justifies my love.

You can dream big and it doesn't matter what you look like, where you come from.

To be successful a person must attempt but one reform. By urging two, both are injured, as the average mind can grasp and assimilate but one idea at a time.