Our Father refreshes us on the journey with some pleasant inns, but will not encourage us to mistake them for home.

You are never too old to set another goal or to dream a new dream.

Failures are finger posts on the road to achievement.

I know lots of people who are educated far beyond their intelligence.

It's difficult to think anything but pleasant thoughts while eating a homegrown tomato.

There's no such thing as being too Southern.

The game of life is a lot like football. You have to tackle your problems, block your fears, and score your points when you get the opportunity.

Baptists never make love standing up. They're afraid someone might see them and think they're dancing.

It's better to have died a small child than to be a politician who gets caught in a scandal during a slow news month.

You call to a dog and a dog will break its neck to get to you. Dogs just want to please. Call to a cat and its attitude is, 'What's in it for me?'

Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and give her a house.

He who has a thousand friends has not a friend to spare, And he who has one enemy will meet him everywhere.

After paying for the wedding about all a father has left to give away is the bride.

A poem generated by its own laws may be unrealized and bad in terms of so-called objective principles of taste, judgement, deduction.

The used key is always bright.

No marriage can survive without forgiveness. Marriage is a long term commitment between two sinners.

When you go, would you ever turn to say, "I don't love you like I did yesterday.

When you start worrying about who you're going to play, it could bite you. Because it really shouldn't matter.

I've never been a fan of presidents who place blame on their predecessors or who accept credit for events that couldn't have been engineered so soon in their tenure.

The ice caps are melting now. They're not going to refreeze next year just because we reduce our emissions. We're going to live in that world. So plan for it.

Improve quality, you automatically improve productivity.