Our Lord holds the keys to the doors of Christian service. You don't have to chase 'key men' around if you know the Keeper of the keys!

Christians, like snowflakes, are frail, but when they stick together they can stop traffic.

At the rate America is decaying morally, we shall have to change our national symbol from an eagle to a vulture.

The devil is not fighting religion. He´s too smart for that. He is producing a counterfeit Christianity, so much like the real one that good Christians are afraid to speak out against it.

Satan is not fighting churches; he is joining them. He does more harm by sowing tares than by pulling up wheat. He accomplishes more by imitation than by outright opposition.

It is not our business to make the message acceptable, but to make it available. We are not to see that they like it, but that they get it.

A preacher should have the mind of a scholar, the heart of a child, and the hide of a rhinoceros. His problem is how to toughen his hide without hardening his heart.

If you are a Christian, you are not a citizen of this world trying to get to heaven; you are a citizen of heaven making your way through this world.

Salt seasons, purifies, preserves. But somebody ought to remind us that salt also irritates. Real living Christianity rubs this world the wrong way.

The primary qualification for a missionary is not love for souls, as we so often hear, but love for Christ.

Salvation is a helmet, not a nightcap.

Whoever educates himself and improves his own morals & character is superior to the man who tries to teach & train others.

There's no short-cut to becoming strong. Even if you try to look strong on the outside, that thin layer will soon fall off.

How you get work done is by exploiting yourself and your feelings, and sometimes people get in the way.

I have not the least doubt that school developed in me nothing but what was evil and left the good untouched.

All of my life doing interviews, comedy has been my favorite thing, comedians are my favorite people.

'Rights' are granted; 'duties' are enforced. To speak of rights and duties is to think in terms of authority.

I'm pretty, but I'm not beautiful.

The true effect of genuine politeness seems to be rather ease than pleasure.

I'd like to think that the best bunker buster is a diplomat.

I have also long held the belief that one's tears are a guide, that when something makes you cry, it means something. If we pay attention to our tears, they'll show us something about ourselves