Our big prize tonight is fifty American dollars to the girl with the most exciting mammalian protuberances.

A mind is like a parachute. It doesn't work if it is not open.

The universe consists of 5% protons, 5% neutrons, 5% electrons and 85% morons.

There are only two things to remember. Number one...Don't Stop, and number two...Keep Going!

The most important thing to do in your life is to not interfere with somebody else's life.

Power will be maintained by the groovy guy or gal who gets the most media coverage for his sleaze. Naturally, his friends in various businesses will do okay, too.

Republicans stand for raw, unbridled evil and greed and ignorance smothered in balloons and ribbons.

Without deviation from the norm, progress is not possible.

Republican is fine, if your a millionaire. Democrats is fair, if all you own is what you wear. Neither of them's really right, cause neither of them care.

It gets harder the more you know. Because the more you find out the uglier everything seems.

The United States is a nation of laws: badly written and randomly enforced.

A species to consider the rich soil to be poor than the refined Gold, Humans

Warning: Contains a Norman warrior with a thirst for justice, a Welsh rebel princess with second sight and a steady bow hand, magical prophecies, and a plot of royal proportions.

The writer’s life requires courage, patience, empathy, openness. It requires the ability to be alone with oneself. Gentle with oneself. To be disciplined, and at the same time, take risks.

Right thing is usually clear and intuitive enough to feel in our gut.

So, influenced by these advisors and this hope, I have at length allowed my friends to publish the work, as they had long besought me to do.

It doesnt matter about money and fame and whatever. I really dont care about that. My thing is, Im happy that Im able to have kids have a hero and have someone that they can look up to.

I don't think I can play any other way but all out . . . I enjoy the game so much because I'm putting so much into it.

[Puggles] "What population signs on willingly for slavery?" "You mean other than wives?" [Glinda]

If his IQ slips any lower, we'll have to water him twice a day

I love football, football is my life.