Our dog died from licking our wedding picture.

We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up.

A smile is a curve that sets everything straight.

If you don't have wrinkles, you haven't laughed enough.

Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age - as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight.

I've tried Buddhism, Scientology, Numerology, Transcendental Meditation, Qabbala, t'ai chi, feng shui and Deepak Chopra but I find straight gin works best.

Housework can't kill you, but why take a chance?

The reason women don't play football is because 11 of them would never wear the same outfit in public.

Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.

Maybe it's true that life begins at fifty. But everything else starts to wear out, fall out, or spread out.

My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor.

The key to success? Work hard, stay focused and marry a Kennedy.

I think referendums are fantastic as long as the question is phrased in a way which is not meant to deliberately confuse or confound people.

Ivan Lendl's never going to be a great player on grass. The only time he comes to the net is to shake your hand.

When you interrupt, you've stopped listening. People need to be heard.

Economics is a very dangerous science.

Women usually love what they buy, yet hate two-thirds of what is in their closets.

We live with a future where every three or four months, we have to question everything. You think you could be the best, or that you're nothing and you don't know what you're doing. It is exhausting.

Actors are responsible to the people we play.

Life may be treacherous, but you can always depend on death.

Last year, I co-sponsored the Highlands Conservation Act and in a bipartisan effort we passed the bill through Congress.